My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have peed in a lot of sinks
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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