she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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