I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Randomize
