we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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