nut hugger
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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