Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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