We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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