He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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