I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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