3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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