on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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