You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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