Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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