he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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