i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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