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I don't get it.

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Me neither.

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But I masturbated to it anyway.

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(870): I don't get it. (501): Me neither. (501): But I masturbated to it anyway. http://tfl.nu/tklr

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forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. http://tfl.nu/kw3s

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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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(301): do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning? http://tfl.nu/rfsi

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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head

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(818): I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head http://tfl.nu/6xrq

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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.

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(910): This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods. http://tfl.nu/a6lo

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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...

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Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again

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(865): I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out... (615): Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again http://tfl.nu/gvsb

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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?

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(330): Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling? http://tfl.nu/xujd

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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...

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(207): It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester... http://tfl.nu/gus9

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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.

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(267): I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement. http://tfl.nu/314h

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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz

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(870): God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz http://tfl.nu/dral

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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.

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(107): That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog. http://tfl.nu/02iq

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Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...

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(619): Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by... http://tfl.nu/g8gw

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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka

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(775): If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka http://tfl.nu/1i63

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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me

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(336): Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me http://tfl.nu/v2u1

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How on earth did you break your wrist?

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I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing

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(530): How on earth did you break your wrist? (1-530): I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing http://tfl.nu/cks1

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