Swine flu. Run for my life!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize