i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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