I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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