she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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