critical mistake not lubing the nipples
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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