Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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