the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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