I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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