People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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