Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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