my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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