So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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