you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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