He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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