Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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