hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
only if we run a train.
done.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Vodka?
Forever.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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