My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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