I heard we made out
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Someone came in the potted fern
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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