I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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