I must be too annoying 4 u.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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