Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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