Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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