My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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