Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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