halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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