Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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