cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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