somebody snuck up and got me drunk
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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