i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Randomize
