It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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