Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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