I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
