dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.