I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then