Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am