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I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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(407): I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes http://tfl.nu/atny

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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(909): is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier? http://tfl.nu/2449

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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys

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(603): wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys http://tfl.nu/ak8d

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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.

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(618): Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window. http://tfl.nu/h7i3

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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?

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(908): You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you? http://tfl.nu/3hav

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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE

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(614): Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE http://tfl.nu/myo8

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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.

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(863): Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day. http://tfl.nu/qpfj

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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.

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(479): I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him. http://tfl.nu/81m9

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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.

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(432): Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever. http://tfl.nu/tyrw

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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.

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(559): I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface. http://tfl.nu/l63d

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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??

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(614): The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!?? http://tfl.nu/bmvr

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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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(914): Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere http://tfl.nu/1kh6

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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.

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(707): I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist. http://tfl.nu/o2an

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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator

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(914): Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator http://tfl.nu/9f4r

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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.

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(434): My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics. http://tfl.nu/jrhb

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