Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"