we're blogging at a bar
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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