Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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