bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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