DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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