Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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