I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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