I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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